This kid’s going places

Real Madrid players preparing to go to training

“i'll do it tomorrow” mfs when tomorrow actually comes:

at war with myself because i understand the potential i have.

New virus and Diet Coke shortage. The streets are about to look like this

بالاخره کله امارات کیری شد.

BREAKING: Islamic Terrorist Regime IS DUMPING OIL INTO THE SEA! 🚨 As we warned: the regime has run out of storage capacity. For days now, they’ve been faking tanker transfers while pouring massive amounts of extracted oil straight into the ocean. Deliberate. Criminal.

Men all day: heh women amirite fellas? Men after 1AM:

پاشو جاکش برو بخواب تو خلیج فارس جلوی این فاجعه بزرگ زیست‌محیطیِ ریختن نفت تو دریا توسط وحوش مسلمان روبگیر، پفیوز مزد بگیر..

Look at this hypocrite! He says one thing then another!

Never forget

As gas prices skyrocket, Deep has taken matters into his muscular hands. He’s worked with Vought Petroleum to open an eco-friendly pipeline in Alaskan waters that delivers gas to your tank and cash to your wallet. Deep says sea life is stoked with America’s Energy Independence!