Your image in a mirror is not perfectly timed with your present reality. It is you .00000009 seconds in the past.

Not calling cell phone batteries mitochondria was a missed opportunity.

I’m shook

#AvengersEndgame was so satisfying but something that good just left me wanting more. I am really struggling in managing my haywire emotions right now.

Final Greek Standings

For the FIRST TIME ever Sig Ep has won both grades and athletics at Missouri S&T for the 2018/2019 academic year! We have officially won grades among FRATERNITIES for the second semester in a row! Thank you to every member whose hard work made this possible! #hiphip

O’Reilly: “This group of guys, we’re legends, we’re legends now. One of the boys said to me, ‘We’re heroes.’ We just brought a cup to the city ... it’s so cool. It’s such an amazing city. They stuck with us through thick and thin this whole year and we got ‘em a Cup now.”

In a Missouri gym locker room about to shower and go to work, I open what’s appears to be a vacant shower stall - suddenly I’m face to face with a soaking wet naked old Indian man - and you know I politely hit him with that “OPE”.

New video on YouTube! RT for a chance to win the "baby" wire bonsai :) Here's the video👇 youtu.be/taF0nY9GqMg

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Have you ever wondered how to get the most bang for your buck at an ARCADE? 🦆 🐥

Me tryna process how these ONLINE CLASSES finna go🥴🙄😂

Wangs

A person can improve his or her character by practicing self-discipline, while a good character can be corrupted by repeated self-indulgence.

House DOGE Subcommittee - Rep. Tim Burchett (R) TN asks questions: 🔹Oh boy - you won't be able to unhear this conversation. 🔹Lots of "Terrorists funded by USAID" talk then . . . 🔹USAID has taxpayer funded Lobbyist in DC asking for more money for USAID and . . . 🔹USAID

NEW: Democrats REJECT prayers for Charlie Kirk as moment of silence devolves into House floor shouting match Possibly the ugliest moment I've ever witnessed in politics... dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

My Grandmother promised all of us if she made it to 90 she would get a pink mohawk. Well, she made it to 90🤘 Rock on Grandma!