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The top knob was for the five grainy channels your antenna brought in. The bottom knob was for entertaining yourself with machine gun noises.

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“Put the magnet down, Timmy, that one’s not going on the refrigerator.”

As they were seated at Cracker Barrel, Mom and the kids silently braced for Dad losing this game nine times in a row and then getting all pissy with everyone.

Wimbledon BOOED Novak Djokovic as a result of him refusing to take the vaccine, but he's clearly grown thick skin and doesn't give a sh*t. This is what we like to see.

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BREAKING: The Babylon Bee has obtained this exclusive, official, 100% real Gavin Newsom election ad.

There was nothing like playing outside in 100-degree heat for hours then coming inside to stand right in front of the air conditioner for a freon blast your face and lungs are still trying to recover from ...

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"Riggins breaks into the clear! He's at the 50, the 45, the 50, the other 45! He's going in circles! Why did we buy this?"

David Atherton The only Arabic you need to learn in London is Allah Akbar It literally translates to 'run away as fast as you fucking can, someone's gonna die'

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ChatGPT kind of remembers the chalkboard message of 2009-2013. “They will all work together to destroy the West, but only one will win.” ⸻ 1. Islamists •Goal: Establish a global caliphate under Sharia law. •Method: Terror, infiltration of institutions (education, mosques,

Here's what's going to happen to the government grocery stores in NYC: - Stores will sell goods at below cost, subsidized by taxpayers - People will steal from stores without fear of reprisal - People will buy goods at below-market prices and resell them - Private grocery

A lot of people have asked me if I will get involved in the NYC mayor race by supporting a candidate that can defeat Zohran Mamdani. TBH, I’m torn and undecided. Like every other city run by democrats, NYC is a broken kleptocracy. Taxes are astronomical and services are pathetic

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Tom Cruise effortlessly sinking every shot while singing and strutting to Werewolves of London in The Color of Money. All captured in what is mostly a single take—has to be one of the greatest scenes in cinema.