This is a thing. They come into my day job mid-bender and talk about their gay meth fueled orgies to anyone who looks remotely Jewish - i.e. not me but I cannot overstate how much they never shut up

in a mass surveillance state there are no anon loads

JK Rowling: “Divorce lawyer James Sexton”

Holding the white wine glass the wrong way is sending me

One time I was three sheets to the wind at the met opera and went on one of those gay guy rants about Emily d’Angelo in front of a camera and now they’ve used clips from it in like three different reels

Not me. Skeleton key pussy over here

Not the W4th St Grey’s Papaya!!! Rest in peace king

The phantom of the opera is about the all too relatable story of becoming too emotionally reliant on your voice teacher

Kurt is the only top in this picture btw

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage Whitney Biennial

The thing about twinks is once they get too smart they turn Evil

The Math Really Be Mathing Up

new york is the only city where you can walk around

Ok this was me BECAUSEEEE the host didn’t tell me not to mix alcohol and G and I didn’t know better!

Done it lol

The one wearing his harness the wrong way

is there a Claritin peptide

Tbf they’d respond the same way way they do against GOP candidates with Nazi policies, which is to ask me for $5 and then do nothing

God I can’t wait for the postable food fad to be over. You guys look like douchebags taking videos of your lunch

Omg I dropped my phone on the train tracks and jumped down to get it, this is the horniest I’ve ever felt in my life