If I’m ever on dating apps again I will describe my body type as “bobsleigh driver.”

Flooded almond orchard.

Like a little kid, I always stop to watch.

Hellebuyck is a god amongst men.

I bet Jack Hughes is so excited to get back to…New Jersey.

First tractor spray of 2026. Good to be back in the office. #almonds

What life’s all about.

I can’t imagine any better life. #FarmLife #BabyWalnutTrees

Imagine not being a California farmer.

By the time this kid and his brother take over the farm, the trees in the background will be ready to come out. I’m literally planting their future. #farmlife #walnuts

One of life’s great experiences is an old tractor at sunrise, covered in a thick dew.

To me, making America great again means this becomes the norm again.

Gruuuuuuuu

Full mount is unfortunate.

1.9 miles per hour for the next 12 hours.

It’s pretty fun getting to go outside with the boys and say “there’s a space ship on its way to the moon right now!” while pointing at the moon. And coincidentally, we just got to this book in Magic Treehouse!

Learned something about myself today. I wonder if this is how Jarvis found out?

I can’t even escape Jarvis at Disneyland.

Almond trees are such babies. It gets a little breezy and they just fall over. The most dramatic of all the nut trees.