Like 90% of adult life is not being able to find that important piece of paper I put “somewhere safe” 3 years ago

Why is Disney remaking its old cartoons as live-action movies when it could be remaking them as Muppet movies?

Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 3 AM.

So much dope stuff announced at #HashiConf this year! Particularly proud to show off what my team has been working on: hashicorp.com/blog/consul-1-…

Me when someone puts on the big light in the living room

New music from the 1975, blink, and it’s world egg day?! Friday is here friends.

mum said it's my turn with the mutex

you did not just layoff almost all of infra and then make some sassy remark about how we do batching like did you bother to even learn how graphql works

<Father Jack Voice> Award! 🏆😊

You love to see it

Introverts be like: 11:00 am - anything is possible 2:00 pm - but not today

So they're shutting down Amazon Smile to focus on "philanthropic efforts with greater impact" rather than, say, making it the default (and actually giving it a chance to work) instead of sticking it on some janky subdomain you have to remember to go 🤔

Hi again Elon Musk 👋 I hope you are well. I’m fine too. I’m thankful for your interest in my health. But since you mentioned it, I wanted to give you more info. I have muscular dystrophy. It has many effects on my body. Let me tell you what they are:

Not receiving the test emergency notification like

As someone who has had the "you need to speak up more" piece of feedback since school, here is some advice on how to handle meetings... It's no good trying to change how often you speak - it just leads to further anxiety and overthinking. Instead - this is what I do:

Oooof 😬 "Water intrusion in a data center in europe-west9 has caused a multi-cluster failure and has led to a shutdown of multiple zones" status.cloud.google.com/incidents/dS9p…

T/W: Soul Survivor, religious trauma. Soul Survivor formed my early faith. It was always overwhelming, beguiling, intrusive, emotive and anxiety-provoking. My main memories of the space are of the immense amount of pressure to be vulnerable. 1/4

In 2020 Figma started hitting growing pains with their single managed Postgres database. That means they managed to grow to a $2B company on a single mged instance. I bet at they hired engineers around this time who grumbled about not picking a more ‘scalable’ tech.

How Matthew Perry wanted to be remembered. I think we can honour his wishes today.