“Eliminate people waiting” has to be the totally-out-of-context-but-somehow-still-true quote of the day. #r4today

Perfect announcement for April 1st

That wasn’t intolerance. It was loss and change and unexplained shift in your “normal” #ThoughtForTheDay #r4today

It feels hugely hypocritical that Ministers & MPs are criticising the BBC for not taking sexual misbehaviour seriously At the last count more than 40 MPs have been investigated for it, 2 are on bail & 2 are currently in prison Everyone needs to take a good look at themselves

#bbcweather #R4Today #stormdebi North Wales. You keep missing North Wales. We aren’t Northern Ireland or north west England. We are Gogleddd Cymru. Please refer to us also.

*truck hits bolesha beacon whilst delivering levelling up building materials* “shouldn’t do that in front of a local politician” declares reporter“Nothing to do with me, I’m on the back benches now” states former Stoke Tory leader. Social commitment? #r4today

How do Paul’s friends, colleagues and family view him having seen the ease at which he has been a traitor? #TraitorsUK

Language matters. “Youth Prevention Partnerships” sounds like we intend to stop childhood at age 10. (Reminds me of “Anti-social behaviour” and “domestic abuse” *coordinators*…. And 10 minutes after the match swing your right arm back….

Soil - lovely that the voice helped the teabags, how do the wide range of critters feel about the intrusion? #r4today

Smart phones - there is a middle ground where the phone has no sim, the child’s phone is managed not ignored, social media isn’t an option, child protection factors are engaged. #r4today

What about! What about! What about! Bluster bluster bluster #bbctoday

Taking money from a criminal isn’t the same as being a criminal #bbctoday

Whataboutery from Davies. The joy. Money taken from a criminal (isn’t a shining virtue) v money made as a criminal (allegedly). Bluster and waffle #r4today

Whilst many have suggested that young children have accessed the keyboard, I’m inclined to think it is one of those middle aged heavy drinkers who fantasises that he’s still relevant and knows what the youth want. (Clue: nope, you don’t)

Thank you for the stark juxtaposition between the resources thrown at the (tragic) loss of life of several on a super yacht, versus the active ignorance applied to the multiple losses of life, or active throwing away of them, where people take to dangerous seas in hope. #r4today

I’d rather we didn’t invite Musk to invest #r4today

I am not a teen and I don’t know my friends’ numbers either. I don’t use Snapchat. #r4today

If only it were simply “heavy menstrual breathing” 🤣 #r4today