#MyLifeIn4Words "Did you say something?"

And THIS......this is why I am #TeamCap

Obnoxiously smacks a wooden spoon against the base of a copper pan while walking down quiet sleeping quarter corridors...just because

Apologies to anyone in the vicinity of the firing range, somehow this asshole whacked his funny bone. News just in - it ain't that funny

I love getting old #sarcasm

And those are just the ones I gotta take before breakfast! #rattling

Operation: #SeeNoEvilHearNoEvil with @MatryoshkaWidow, Steve Rogers ‎⍟ and #FitzSimmons to find our Doc. Where are you Banner? (-)

Coffee, gym and then breakfast for the 5 of us. They ain't gonna know what hit them when we turn up! #everydayisarmday

Today is just one of those days, and it's not even...I don't know what time it is #CoffeeFromThePot #Literally

#BloodyDifficultWoman? I could name one, but I like my head (and my genitals!) exactly where it is thanks!

#TBT What on EARTH was I thinking?!

Despite what people say, she IS actually human. They just don't know her like I do #GoodbyeWorld #IAmGoingToDie #Slowly #Painfully #WorthIt

#InternationalCoffeeDay #IBleedCoffee

Guess who I drew in the Secret Santa?

Is it safe to come out yet?

#RooftopInsomiaClub

Then there's this fuckin' dork... #OhMyGAWD