Ahhhh FUCK

The more things change, the more they stay the same

My favorite airport hack: Pick up arriving passengers at the departure level. Always deserted.

“So you put $5,000 on a credit card to trade crypto, and in five years you turned it into $9 million?” “Yes Dave” “And you then lost it all in twenty minutes, and in those five years you never paid off the credit card which now has a $28,600 balance?” “That’s correct Dave”

Just heard a 3 year old tell their parents “if you don’t let me try the soda, I will k!ill your ass”. Dw guys. You are all doing a better job parenting than most.

Well, I guess we figured out how the successful CT people made their money.

Double or nothing!

💀

He's so bad his inverse beats actual insider trading.

Doing the lord’s work

Reminder for those in crypto to sell tomorrow

good morning 2017 bulls

Between 50 year mortgages and ground leases for primary residences we are going to turn the US into one big trailer park.

Wow. It was that bad, eh?

NYC Multifamily Brokerage: RIP? The City Council just dropped a bomb on the multifamily market. Preliminary legislation passed that would require owners to offer Community Groups and tenants essentially a right of first offer and first right of refusal and give them six months

Objectively hysterical. We are not a serious country.

IMPORTANT message for everyone using Gmail. You have been automatically OPTED IN to allow Gmail to access all your private messages & attachments to train AI models. You have to manually turn off Smart Features in the Setting menu in TWO locations. Retweet so every is aware.

What now?

Flying Airbus only in 2026

Quick reminder to those Tax Loss Harvesting: If you plan on buying back the same asset and selling within 12 months, you may be smoking yourself by transitioning from a long term cap gain, to a short term cap gain.