i hate lustful males like did you even know i can draw bitch

no one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying)

I love drunk me. She's not shy at all, just fun, and happy to be here!

call each friend individually and repeat the story as many times as you can.

I think the real question is, why is anyone having to order food to the yacht in the first place? There’s no food on the boat?

I can’t have a kid feeling?

I hate when I’m mad bc i be mad for 2 years sometimes 8

Unfortunately, i actually do want you to bark like you want it

I now understand blocking anyone that even slightly annoys you

It’s like nobody wants to stargaze anymore

weird me out? no. you’ve weirded me in. let’s merge souls

I love when a person makes me comfortable enough to be feral and freaked out

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

I love days where I do everything I said I would do.

sept, oct, nov & dec be good to us.

girl omg i’m so bored let’s forgive ourselves

Not to be dramatic…. But…..