It’s now confusing what women want, money or madora😂😂😂😂

You left out the part where Zimbos go daily to congest Zambian hospitals so they can survive.

What is the greatest wedding song by a Zimbabwean? 1. Hooray - Winky D 2. Wekwedu - Freeman 3. Makorokoto - A. Murudzwa 4. Makorokoto - Manyeruke 5. Pamuchato wangu - Calaz ft Chipanga 6. B. Shumba - Wanano 7. Tisaparadzane - P. Wenyika

My energy for this life is exhausted 😩

What’s happening ?

For your children to inherit your Maths skills 🕯️🕯️😂

So we went to a friend’s birthday braai and brought in our potato salad we made from home , and they told us straight up that it’s not tasting good 😂 Never again 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

Problem ndeyekuti tese tinemari paTwitter🫣

Bvunzai Inini 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

Friday the 13th had its own show!.🤦🏽‍♀️

This year taught me that, “People are good when it’s easy, but when the push comes to shove, everyone crosses the line”🌴🥥

Stressing about the future as if we got the present sorted 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

If you ever disrespected me and I was calm about it, do not trust me , I repeat, DO NOT TRUST ME!…

Normalize giving out false info just to see who talks too much

Degree is just a paper Ko rako “just a paper” riripi? Musatinyaudze 😂

Whatever do, do exactly the opposite of what he tells you 😉 You’ll go far kid!

Can’t marry outside of Christianity cz I can’t explain why I’m worshiping my God , singing , praying and crying at 3am?

October, Thursday and 8pm are just one and the same thing. 👀