That surgeon, again, deserves every single dollar paid to them ever

eating disorder? yeah man i'm eating dis order of french fries hahahahaha but yeah no my relationship with food is lowkey not great

The fact she picked up on the fact people were wondering if she’d change up positions and she immediately did, her turning off the back vocal track ‘cause someone said she only did 30% live - girl’s ON those socials 👏🏻

Me at any sign of the smallest inconvenience -

how dumb would i look if i said some shit and a womenswear expert chimed in with "you idiot. you moron. you absolute imbecile. to even understand this look, you have to go back to the 16th century when womenswear was divided between mountains and lakes."

If Netflix has actually cancelled Kaos, I’m going to fucking riot

I’m sorry, this is ridiculous and also I want a dozen bags of these

Better late than never, I guess. open.spotify.com/playlist/0SM1E…

This or fucking nothing and I’m genuinely on the brink right now

she was ready to have her espresso moment…the world was not ready

I’m haunted? Because old habits die screaming? The fucking timing of this, what the actual fucking hell

God, let november be better

Grey November, I’ve been down since forever 🙂‍↕️ #NewProfilePic

It has been 714 days but I couldn’t not, so 👋🏻 archiveofourown.org/works/60239632

Oh, there it is 🔨⚰️

I can honestly not believe how incredibly shit the past three weeks have been but pulling an all-nighter to watch Trump clinch it might have actually pushed me over the brink and into actual insanity because what! the! fuck! Fever dream territory and I'd like to wake up please.

You 🤚🏻 should 🤚🏻 never 🤚🏻 ask 🤚🏻 questions 🤚🏻 you 🤚🏻 do 🤚🏻 not 🤚🏻 want 🤚🏻 to 🤚🏻 know 🤚🏻 the 🤚🏻 answer 🤚🏻 to 🤚🏻

ICYMI: Starting sometime last summer, I decided to write a SuperCorp one-shot per bridge of TTPD. The result is 223,000 words that were posted a rato of a story per day throughout May, which I feel deserved one (1) tweet of promo. You can find it here: archiveofourown.org/series/4798795