Shlick-

Subtweets are confusing!!!

“I bark sometimes when I’m excited.”

|| The fastest way to get on my bad side is through spam liking my tweets

She’s sitting on her front porch, sweating, a lot. The hell is she staring at?

Faith was once stopped at the movie theater because staff was convinced she was “smuggling snacks in her hindquarters”. She knows the clerk just wanted a good feel of that ass. He could’ve just asked instead of making a scene, at least.

She will ride your dick so hard you lose your soul.

“Jesus, I need some dick. Badly.”

She is not horny. She’s simply finger blasting herself as she fantasizes about her ex dicking her down like he used to.

Imagine turning down an offer for a free character and instead going ahead and stealing people’s OC’s after already being called out.

Streeeetch. Yawn. Butt scratch.

There are two stags here and two doberwives. Hm..... Swinging?

It’s a party!!!

Spread l e g g i e s

w e t

Dick me down and fuck me up

Baby you’re a song you make me wanna roll MY WINDOWS DOWN

“Never trust a man whose first suggestion is a ‘mating press’. He ain’t original, sis!”

“Which one of you degenerates left a note on my door that says, ‘Come back, fat ass!’?”

DOGMODE