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Bourby McBourbon

@bourbonmelikey

I like the hard stuff, the irreverent, people not taking themselves too seriously and that's about it for now. favstar.fm/users/bourbonm…

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calendar_today20-06-2011 20:16:35

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“President Trump?” <coughs> “I mean Putin” Putin: “Checkmate U.S.A.” #resitance #speaktruthtopower #fucktrumpfuckputin

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Been away from this forum for awhile —but I’m back —have to find another way to express my anger with the continued shit storm happening in US politics...it’s smelling real ripe

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Maybe this girl not texting me back doesn't realize that I'm the current leader in not one, but TWO, fantasy baseball leagues.

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I highly doubt i’d get on the “who to follow” scroll —but seeing this makes me want to NOT follow...I like it old school...”hey, that RT rocks” <follows>

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Getting myself audition ready: preparing my lines, starving myself, getting a flask that will fit in a small purse inconspicuously.... <logs into dating site after years>

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Certain things you say you’re good at, could be totally misconstrued as something dirty...like: “I’m really good at corn HOLE” —get that corn outta my hole ya bitch...what?!?

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When I see someone has 69 “likes” on a tweet, and I love the tweet, I feel like a teenager & at first, giggle,& as a woman in her 40s, I feel it inappropriate to be the one whose action turns the sacred, yet dirty “69” to “70”...

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Realize, as I said out loud in a low sultry voice, “is there melted cheese on that?” —that I react to “anything cheese”, as some dudes may react to witnessing a nice set of boobs.

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I think it’s important to verbalize what you’re grateful for each day, and i seem to repeat this one every day: I am grateful for any vessel that delivers cheese into my pie hole.

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I wonder if any of us who enjoy porn, would be embarrassed if their search history was revealed...my go to is “man eating pussy” #sexpositive

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Waking and baking wIth Snoop Dogg DJing live on IG is one of my favorite “Stay at Home” things during COVID-19...a reward for waking up early like an old woman! #snoopdogg rocks always