||*Superglues self to @DemonsAndPies and @StarFiIIedSoul* Hiiii!

||E... I s2g... Don't make me get the bubble wrap.

||When your sleeping pattern is more nocturnal than a hamster... You know it's time to move countries.

||*Drags Cas muse out of the pit and kicks him onto the TL* C O O P E R A T E Y O U S H I T H E A D!

"Cat. You're a kitty cat." A smirk tears across his face as he attempts to torment 𝓓𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢. further.

"Kittifer." A bubble of laughter rips from his throat as he falls straight off of his chair.

||I can't.... I'm nearly tripping over my chair sniggering.

"Oh. I know." Wiggles his eyebrows and trails his tongue across his lower lip. x.com/ruinouspurity/…

||Okay. I need to hop back on Cas... But there's a baby on my Skype! Little Gia!

The blonde smirked against Castiel's skin, nipping at his neck as he began to palm the Angel through his underwear, trying to elicit--

--smug grin plastered across his features as he delved his hand past the elastic of Castiel's underwear, running fingers along--

*Flicks a crisp in Crowley direction, smirking*

The blonde moaned around 𝓓𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢.'s dick at being told to hurry up, finally complying to the other's command. His tongue swirled--

--He gave a rather swift lick to the underside of 𝓓𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢.'s member, his eyes opening only to gaze at the Angel's reactions.

After a moment, he finally began to stroke Castiel's dick at a teasingly slow pace, nipping at his neck once again before--

--the pace in his strokes as he removes his free hand from Castiel's hip to tear the celestial beings shirt open.

--on making the angel come apart in front of him. Dean's thumb ran across Castiel's slit as he sped up his strokes once again,

--into Castiel's thigh.