eating mike and ikes in the passenger seat to the grocery store while i listened to staind #ageregression

aint no way theyre selling chocolate kirkies at kirkco 💀💀💀

getting flewn out to side chick Ridgewood as friends >

Newark, New Jersey 🇺🇸

beautiful yt rec

i am a fifth grade reading level american slug person and i am going to be Your customer today. here are my demands:

brutally languagemogging my anglocel coworker by speaking in perfectly broken spanish to our other coworkers

i wanted to have some water on my walk to Ridgewood so i made that happen for myself #AnythingIsPossible

i had this roommate who used to eat all the oreos in the container and then put the empty container back in the pantry

does this line up correctly

Kiwi 𐑒𐑰𐑢𐑰 ☯︎🐬 and, yes, i am a "fagot," i think that's where we are going with this,

Oliver and Mr. Penis

Happy 8 years when shoe 🥳

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having to play pretend with boomers today that i have a wife i dont like because she annoys me like them instead of marrying a man that i lowkey fw bc my mind hasnt been poisoned by lead and fox news and this all i can think of as we talk

sofia oh mein Gott meine Datenbank 😭😭😭

ct_🌸 𐑕𐑰𐑑𐑰 your going to ratio me now. i can feel it.