Pope John Paul II understood

Appreciate my good friend Quavo tipping off our season

The lady who yelled at me on Monday for going out of my way to check a compliance box canceled our follow-up meeting today presumably because she was wearing a shark pajama onesie. Happy Halloween everyone

Irish by 10000000000000000000000000

uNDaunted

Special Xmas shoutout to the Word Incarnate. He really did that

Love is in the air and life is better with you by my side! We look forward to our journey through life together. At this time we would appreciate privacy for all those close to our hearts.

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My take on new flags is that anything designed on a computer then transferred onto a nylon sheet is naturally going to look terrible. It’s the difference between a screen printed polyester t-shirt and an embroidered cotton t-shirt—design limitations make for a better end product

Every time I’m on the DC metro with 7-9 domestics in me, I try to start a “here we go mystics here we go” chant. Nobody ever responds. Just not a women’s basketball city

Second summer in a row where our intern has never been to a baseball game. I might as well be living in China

“Come, Lady, die to live.”

Awesome stuff. Go tigers

Zach McKinstry: "I was looking out the window today, and I see a few seagulls fly over the bus. They're meant to fly, right? I'm a baseball player. I was meant to go out there and play baseball, so just go out there and do what you're made to do and enjoy it." #Tigers

At what point did everyone start saying "this week's slate" about football games on a given weekend?