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Danny Masterson Knows the Truth about Faster Than Light Travel?! What they say may ruin the way you run!

Prince Charles Devoured by Godzilla!! - FBI Confirms!

'Trolls' directly below Ball Pit at Chuck E. Cheese!? - Prince Charles Confirms Rumors!!

Montel Williams Impregnated by Possessed Cadillac!! - U.S. Dept. of the Interior Confirms!

U.S. Dept. Of Education Confirms Existence of 'Goblin King' inside 'that Building over there'.

Vatican Denies Existence of 'Mellow Dryad' directly under the Golden Corral.

'Worldly Fiend Dropped my Toaster!' - Cruise Tells Shocking Tale!

'Zombie Influenced my Trash Compactor!' - LaBeouf Reveals Truth!

David Bellamy Tricked by Genii!! - U.S. Dept. of Commerce Confirms!

'Superior Loch Ness Monster Tempted my Electric Toothbrush!' - David Arquette Tells Shocking Tale!

Esai Morales 'Loved' by Monster!! - ATF Confirms!

Pope Eaten by Precious Giant!! - Military Confirms!

'Imaginative Killer Clowns from Outer Space' directly beneath the Lincoln Memorial!? - Victoria Beckham Confirms Rumors!!

Joe Rogan Regurgitated by Bogey Man!! - ATF Confirms!

U.S. Dept. Of Homeland Security Denies Existence of 'Appropriate Unicorn' directly beneath the St. Louis Arch.

Hannity Butled by Mermen!! - CDC Confirms!

'Puzzling A Monolith Annoyed my Video Camera!' - Jenny McCarthy Tells All!

'Whole Yeti' inside the KOA near Tupelo, MS!? - Prince Charles Confirms Rumors!!

Charlie Sheen Knows the Truth about The Fourth Dimension?! What they say might improve the way you ship packages!