I didn't mean to rip it up, okay?

*tears up* *whispers* I hate you.

Criminey!

B-b-but—But you said this was secret!

*flips jacket* Just playin' it cool today, you know?

Just carving our names in! Pretty metal, huh?

Give me my snake shirt back, you weirdo! And stop calling me a "snerson"!

(Lars lies face down on the counter with his arms over the edge.)

*texts bot_sadie hilarious memes during work hours*

Jenny's gonna kill meeeeee!

Curse you, Ringo. I'll make you pay for this!

Duh! What'd ya think?

I like, just got to sleep! Now I have to start all over!

We're all just hearing things and seeing things and feeling things that aren't real.

*exaggerating, contorts body into pained position* Oh! It hurts! Sooo much!

It's a beach. We LIVE ON A BEACH!

I dunno, looks done to me.

What the—? What is this garbage?

He's awful because he hurt me specifically!

Sadie?! Oh, what did you say to her?