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BostonServerProbs

@bostonserver

Former server & retail drone. Studying to be Kitty Forman

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calendar_today14-07-2013 04:55:38

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This will never not be funny. Our expansive lunch selection in our hotel cafeteria during Labor Day weekend. #serverproblems #sadsecretarylunch #ham #serverlife

This will never not be funny. Our expansive lunch selection in our hotel cafeteria during Labor Day weekend. #serverproblems #sadsecretarylunch #ham #serverlife
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Retail logic of the day: “Know how to read people, but also offer people our premium rewards program, even if you can read that they aren’t interested and in a hurry.” #retailhell

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Today I had a POC demonstrate to her children how “not to let white people push them around”. I’m sorry ma’am, berating a retail associate for no reason is the wrong way to broach the topic of racism. #SorryNotSorry

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I take solace knowing robots won’t replace me since people either are too stupid, too lazy or a little bit of both when it comes to using the self-checkout computer. #retailhell #

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but...👏🏼Retail 👏🏼Workers 👏🏼 Don’t 👏🏼Set 👏🏼Store 👏🏼Prices👏🏼. It’s 2021, how are people not getting this. #retailhell #TheMoreYouKnow

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THIS 👏STORE👏 DOESNT👏 STOCK 👏EVERY 👏SINGLE 👏FUCKING👏 LITTLE THING 👏THATS 👏ON 👏THE 👏WEBSITE. Do you understand how big the site would need to be if we did? Take 2 and think it thru. #retaillife #retailhell #retailproblems #dearcustomer

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Sir, this is your 8th time replacing your customer card this month. So by all means you are in right to demand me to hurry and issue a new card to you with the new contact info you can’t remember. #retailhell

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Customer: “Mask mandate ends June 15.” Me: “Great, you have to wear your mask today though.” C: “Just remember, the 15th.” M: “Yea. Please wear your mask while in the store.” C: “The 15th this ends.” M:” Today’s NOT the 15th!” #retailhell #mask4mask #dearcustomer

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You think you’ve seen rock bottom till you see a homeless person rip a shot of vodka from a tuna fish can with tuna fish still in the can.#itgetsbetter #why #retailhell

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Irony: #dearcustomer after shaking a bottle in my face and me saying that’s rude don’t do that, is now lecturing me on how I have to be good with people. Could it get anymore tone deaf. #preph #retailhell #gtfo

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I’m sorry sorry sir, if you can humble brag about send tips to your onlyfans girls, then you certainly can figure out the self check out machine. #retailhell

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I did a double take at the grocery store, thinking that Katya became the face of Pretty Lady Grapes. #sweatiestwomaninshowbiz #grapesarefun

I did a double take at the grocery store, thinking that <a href="/katya_zamo/">Katya</a> became the face of Pretty Lady Grapes. #sweatiestwomaninshowbiz #grapesarefun
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A homeless man in a wheelchair told me to go fuck myself at work today, and I turned around and told him to go roll down a hill into traffic. And I’m excited I said this to him in person and not in the imaginary conversation with him in the shower.

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Tell me you’re an out of touch bigot without saying you’re an out of touch bigot. Howie Carr Howie Carr: How do your loans identify? bostonherald.com/2022/04/09/how…