This will never not be funny. Our expansive lunch selection in our hotel cafeteria during Labor Day weekend. #serverproblems #sadsecretarylunch #ham #serverlife

Retail logic of the day: “Know how to read people, but also offer people our premium rewards program, even if you can read that they aren’t interested and in a hurry.” #retailhell

Today I had a POC demonstrate to her children how “not to let white people push them around”. I’m sorry ma’am, berating a retail associate for no reason is the wrong way to broach the topic of racism. #SorryNotSorry

And people wonder why workers are fed up and not returning to restaurants. We’re not even a full month into reopening.

I take solace knowing robots won’t replace me since people either are too stupid, too lazy or a little bit of both when it comes to using the self-checkout computer. #retailhell #

I don’t know who needs to hear this but...👏🏼Retail 👏🏼Workers 👏🏼 Don’t 👏🏼Set 👏🏼Store 👏🏼Prices👏🏼. It’s 2021, how are people not getting this. #retailhell #TheMoreYouKnow

It’s a “put a bag over my face and push me onto train tracks sort of day”. #retaillife #retailhell

THIS 👏STORE👏 DOESNT👏 STOCK 👏EVERY 👏SINGLE 👏FUCKING👏 LITTLE THING 👏THATS 👏ON 👏THE 👏WEBSITE. Do you understand how big the site would need to be if we did? Take 2 and think it thru. #retaillife #retailhell #retailproblems #dearcustomer

Sir, this is your 8th time replacing your customer card this month. So by all means you are in right to demand me to hurry and issue a new card to you with the new contact info you can’t remember. #retailhell

Customer: “Mask mandate ends June 15.” Me: “Great, you have to wear your mask today though.” C: “Just remember, the 15th.” M: “Yea. Please wear your mask while in the store.” C: “The 15th this ends.” M:” Today’s NOT the 15th!” #retailhell #mask4mask #dearcustomer

I thought the point of a talent show is to show off a talent? #Elektrawasrobbed Elektra Shock ⚡

You think you’ve seen rock bottom till you see a homeless person rip a shot of vodka from a tuna fish can with tuna fish still in the can.#itgetsbetter #why #retailhell

Irony: #dearcustomer after shaking a bottle in my face and me saying that’s rude don’t do that, is now lecturing me on how I have to be good with people. Could it get anymore tone deaf. #preph #retailhell #gtfo

I’m sorry sorry sir, if you can humble brag about send tips to your onlyfans girls, then you certainly can figure out the self check out machine. #retailhell

I did a double take at the grocery store, thinking that Katya became the face of Pretty Lady Grapes. #sweatiestwomaninshowbiz #grapesarefun

A homeless man in a wheelchair told me to go fuck myself at work today, and I turned around and told him to go roll down a hill into traffic. And I’m excited I said this to him in person and not in the imaginary conversation with him in the shower.

Tell me you’re an out of touch bigot without saying you’re an out of touch bigot. Howie Carr Howie Carr: How do your loans identify? bostonherald.com/2022/04/09/how…

Hey folks it’s been a while. Hoping you’re giving your tables hell and making those tips.

i’m in tears 😭