My dog is not named Buddy, but I will tell him come Buddy or who's my boy who's my buddy. I keep forgetting that my parents' very large dog is named Buddy. He keeps looking at me like what woman? I just layed down.

Buddy and Menchi. Buddy is twice Menchi's size. Buddy is a Shilo Shephard, so well over 100pd. My dog still thinks he's the big boy in the house because he's used to my parents' small dogs.

Some companies have no idea what customer service is. It is especially ridiculous when it is a huge company or government agency. My latest ordeal is with id.me. They are there for identity proof, yet my account was hacked and I can't talk to a person. WTF?

Real ID is easier for those who have never had a name change. But it is not that hard. I've had it for 20 years. And HELLO!!!! Stop saying well now the government can track me. They already could. It is not expensive either. I just renewed last month. It was $18 for 4 years.

Damn whoever in my dream mentioned cake. I woke up wanting a pepridge farm coconut cake. I had to go to two stores, as the first only had chocolate. Bastards.

Every time I see a post about driving, I am reminded why I am constantly shaking my head and saying wtf while driving. These comments come from semi drivers and car drivers. I often wonder how people got their DL or if they have ever left their own metro area.

FML...I need to potty, but I can't. A centipede has disappeared, somewhere in my bathroom, and I'm fkn terrified of those.

My dog tried to eat Chinese mustard. I guess sort of my fault for sitting the plate down while putting other stuff in his bowl. Now he's teary eyed, but instead of drinking water, he is eating his food and keeps looking over his shoulder accusingly at me. I'm like I told you no.

Is it odd of me to relocate worms? If I am working in the yard and see I am working in their area or have made the area dry, I pick them up with some moist soil and move them.

Sometimes, I see a post that just has the most infuriating, asinine comments, and I want to go off. Then I realise that even if I had an unlimited number of characters, there would be no point. These people won't get it, and I would probably just get a ton of asshat comments.

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Why would the person who has everything but is not happy tell the person with nothing to be happy?

Dear grocery stores, Marking stuff way up before putting it on "sale" does not make it on sale, you cheap bastards.

Came to KC area to help a family member renovate a couple of houses. It is 83 deg. W/ 69% humidity at 2 am. Have sweat in places I shouldn't. Glad I live where it's a dry heat.

Outside smoking and saw what at first I thought was a fat kitty in the neighbors yard. Me: Oh hi kitty. Not a kitty. A trash panda.

Thinking I should keep my tools away from my BF. How did he even?

Got drywall, 100 year old cement and dirt, and lord knows what else down my shirt. Some got down my pants, too, as my shirt was tucked in. The great pleasures of renovating an old house.

Just witnessed a bug horror film in the bathroom. Happy little beetle wondering around. Spider sprints across the floor into the crack in the corner. Little beetle ladeedas right into the corner. From the toilet, I'm telling the beetle, " Don't go in there man". He didn't listen

Sign on side of road, "Free Restrooms 30 Miles". Wait....so there are bathrooms I have to pay to use?