The rest of the world is watching America like America watched Tiger King.

#BadNamesForARomanceNovel Withering Hair

#BadNamesForARomanceNovel Gone With The Windows Blue Screen of Death

To all you brilliant bastards think COVID-19 was created so Bill Gates could put "chips" in into a vaccine, he's already put the "chip" into botox, novocaine, pizza sauce, pickles, and sunscreen... #TinHatSociety

What if Right Said Fred wasn’t too sexy for his shirt?

What if Sir Mix-a-lot didn’t like big butts?

What if you could touch MC Hammer?

What if we weren’t the champions?

Online gaming is an accurate reflection of our current society. Skill and hard work are no match for disposable income and dumb luck. Don’t like your failure? There’s an in app purchase to change the outcome. Make a mistake in life? Enough money and you can buy your way out.🙄

I have a twitter account?

#ModerationSongs 9 Red Balloons

#ModerationSongs Careful Whisper

#ModerationSongs It’s the end of the day as we know it

We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...

I feel like we are downplaying the “a couple of bombs found” part of the day idk