I need to stop vaping but the parasites want me to vape! 😭😭

I still can’t get used to the switch to other console controllers. Why did they have to do that?! 😭😭😭

Garlic bread egg and cheese sandwiches.

Van Helsing came out in 2004, and has better animation than half the movies nowadays.

In life, people are either anchors or lifeboats. They drag you under or they keep you afloat.

I was offered meth today like someone would offer you a Tylenol working for this football game.

Egg sandwich save meeeee!

Not Daylilly at the hatchet bar.

“I’m addicted to my cowboy boots it’s a real problem”

“Bag fairy” 😭😭😭

With no internet due to the storm I tried my phones hotspot to game and it worked great! Hell yeah AT&T!

I bet Kaiba would’ve used chatgpt for deck building.

God needs complex irony.

“We all fent fold, like toy soldiers”

“Umm Im not a lesbian I like BLACK dick” - Blevins

Treat people how they treat you. In every way. ❤️💅

yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr

Walking back to the entry way at this event. Dude- I think everyone needs a coffee. Me- this is hot chocolate Dude-😐 Me-

This person was just taking about some traumatic shit and said “two days” and I started singing wonderwall and then everyone started singing along. Sadness works in crazy ways.

It’s a vocaloid kind of day.