"ouuhhh i wish i had some forehead kisses,..,. OUUHHH I WISH I HAD SOME FOREHEAD KISSES,.. hehe yayyy"

I WANT TO PLAY AROUND ON MY PHONE WHILE YOU PLAY AROUND ON YOUR COMPUTER AND I FALL ASLEEP ON YOUR BED AND YOU DON’T WAKE ME.

Our tax dollars will be used to refund corporations for tariff costs that were already passed on to us. They’re picking our pockets twice.

CAPPIE!!!!!!

this is such a powerful image, the epitome of the grass is greener on the other side. a visual litmus test. when you’re living this, you see purgatory. when you’re employed you see heaven

pf2e is so woke dude this system rocks

what the fuck is going on

the urge to quit everything and just fucking die

You can just take a picture of a tortoise and say it’s 192 years old. Nobody checks that shit.

millennials had to play 3 bad games but zoomers only had to play 1. heartbreaking

gorons still clear a lot of fantasy settings because yeah what if our dwarf stand-ins WERE literally made out of rocks

Literacy note: "Widely available", "commonly" and "in many cultures" are not statements that you disprove by providing counterexamples

woke 2 is going bad

Not a fresh observation by any means but the internet has really made people feel too entitled to weighing in on very specific situations that likely can and probably should be worked out between the affected parties.

he's so little im going to cry

estaba comiendo mani y miren con quien me encontre… chancho de guinea

eva if it was good

its so sad that anyone is questioning disabled people have it bad when clearly ableism is so normalized