just plotting scheming hexing

Chris Riddell on the zombie Tory government falling apart at the seams #GeneralElectionN0W – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

Fuck it. Letting the t rex out

ff7 rebirth is an odd one, i enjoyed a lot of it on its own merits but in context of a comparison with the original, or considered as a product (we're coming up on the tenth year remaking this one game) i kinda despise it as a concept. often great fun though! strange

Did you know: “Lance” may be an uncommon name these days…

But in Medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.

Coraline (2009)

Saw the inimitable Justin Hawkins at Glasgow Glee club tonight. Didn't know what to expect, but it was hilarious and delightful. 'In conversation with' kind of vibe. Though I disagree on the point about Cory; he is legitimately bananas.

*a can opens 12 miles away*

hell week

The alcoholism is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. And my sister has it.

Palpatine You Have To Stop. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You

Around 2003 in Chile, when the original trilogy of Star Wars began airing on television there, they did this funny thing to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. They stitched the commercials into the films themselves. Here is one of them, with the English dub added in.

Anyway 10 minutes of vines

i actively loathe everything this cunt stands for

The depressed Oompa Loompa and the Unknown are the perfect Halloween couples costumes 🫶🏽💋 thank you glasgow willy wonka experience

Good Monday morning to everyone but especially the creator of this excellent cartoon Morten Morland

after tonight i will be a changed man

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