Sincerely want whoever does Trump's eventual autopsy to reveal how much of his blood is lead

Ted Nugent? No, Turd Nugget

Started watching the Snyder Cut after hearing the guys on How Did This Get Made? talking positively about it and boy this movie is still dog shit actually

hell yeah

Just block people like this. Your day will be better for it

My autocorrect every time I try to spell Brian Regan's last name:

I fully believe that he was the concept of "cool" given human form

there are only two emotions you should feel when a dasher even gets your food within 100 feet of your door and they are shame or gratitude. fucking be thankful they exist at all

AI is so useful you guys

Well, I'd like to see ole Jackie Reacher wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Reacher uses his size to wriggle out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

Have had this stuck in my head on a loop since that Steve Harvey clip went viral why did he say it in that exact cadence

We're so back

This is what having an email job feels like

If you choose rock you're a fundamentally unserious person

[guy who missed sex ed talking about it at the bar] so do you guys like to drink the milk before or after

I'm white so I have to say it with the italic J

Taking a break from this account. If you want to keep following me check out Josh H for more of the real me and not just shitposting and complaining