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one day my grandkids are gonna ask me what I was doing during the 24’-26’ gold bullmarket and I’m gonna tell them I was holding Ethereum bro this is ass

"welcome back diamond hands, how was the moon?"

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

every substance has been smoked at this point . we ran out of stuff to smoke . we gotta start smoking concepts . we gotta start smoking abstract ideas

need btc to hit one million dollars so i can afford to live the lifestyle of a middle-class 1980’s carpenter

heavy are the balls that store the microplastics

Bad news for pedophiles : The Dow is now under 50k.

Your girlfriend isn’t real bro. Epstein got a copy of her genome from her high school gynecologist that he bribed with 100 BTC. She’s a Mossad clone PLANT to distract you from a historic ascension. Cancel the sushi date tonight and LOCK THE FUCK IN. Horse year is upon us.

next up if you spend $100k in a month we will airdrop you even MORE shitcoins and shitpegs

Instead of calling in sick, you should start calling in healthy. “I'm not coming in today. I feel really good and I don't want to waste it on work”

'look i know i fumbled this cycle by not selling again and i know i missed the entire metals and semiconductors and energy trade but ive been experimenting with opencla...' 'peter im getting married'

MLK if he was smoking weed: I did not have a dream

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Dinosaurs went extinct when a meteor hit. A meteor hit Cleveland and everything is still perfectly fine. Really makes you think.

Say Bored Ape Yacht Club one more time.

return to monke

The plan? We all stop depositing our ETH into defi protocols targeting 3% a year and go back to depositing our ETH into funny monkey pictures targeting 30% a day

Meet at The Clubhouse Bored Ape Yacht Club 🍌