the tears in his eyes, his utter disbelief, seeing his best friends and his dad.... officer i can't stop crying

My relationship with my mom in a nutshell

Annie Oakley shooting over her shoulder using a hand mirror, 1888

Pottery Barn Teen just released a new collection of "Fantastic Beasts"-themed room decor, and it's simply magical. - mugglenet.com/2019/08/fantas…

Rule #1: Never pass a mirror without looking in it.

Seriously WHO is this actress? She's having such a blast being evil. And she's gotta riff the whole thing. Just amazing.

I would die for Cinderblock

Yes, I’ve seen it. Yes, it’s funny.

Doing a chart in a pandemic just means Idk how much food to make #restaurant

I wasn’t nervous until now, not just bc it affects me personally, but my people and my servers and not knowing the extent I can go to in order to help them as well as the uncertainty of how long this will be #restaurantworkers

I said “behind” to my dog I said “hot pan” to my sink I said “sharp” to my cutting board My stomach rumbles at 4 o’clock, when we usually eat family meal I haven’t gotten my usual texts from farmers, butchers & fishmongers at 5am Fuck, I miss the restaurant

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 premieres July 31 x.com/netflix/status…

#PresidentParis ✨💕👸🏼💕✨ I like the sound of that.😉 #ThatsHot 🔥 #MakeAmericaHotAgain 🇺🇸

Life finds a way

Might fuck around and disappear into the woods & never be seen again.

One of my employees pissed me off so much he met somebody new

“The more disempowered people are, the more they long for magic, which explains why magic becomes the province of women in a sexist society.”-Erica Jong

Veganism is an eating disorder & nobody can convince me otherwise