Fuck.

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I get their name wrong just so they understand their importance

Not at all, Joan.

It was the only thing that stopped me going insane.

...my couch...

We have... not dismissed that claim. *wipes away a tear*

Fucks sake EDI. I was reading an article about top ten spots to get shot on Omega. Joke. All of them are on and around my couch.

They use rubber bullets and stand around comparing how big their guns are.

Indeed. Last I saw your friend Conrad Verner had created a "guild"

Oh I love it when it you get all vengeful

... Fuck.

Meet me in the Afterlife #MassEffectLegendaryEdition #VirtualPhotography #PS4share

// me @ the lewd accounts that follow me

You are a quarter of nothing. You are in my club under my sufferance. Don't forget that and don't get in my way.

You talk a lot. Feel lucky you are not target practise. Have a drink, watch the dancers and don't get in the way of my business.

That's a funny way of saying "Yes Aria." We're done here.

I actually couldn't give a fuck about your opinion. There are three things you can do that are better than that. Fuck off. Fuck yourself. Don't fuck with Aria. Do all three.

Of course they are.

There are three main life stages of the Asari: The Maiden stage starts at birth The Matron stage begins at around 350 years of age. The Matriarch stage begins around 700 years of age #MassEffect