Whenever I ask someone to hang out I clarify that we will be doing so "as equals"

Monthly tornado test feels like an air raid siren today

uhh yes your honour she was trying to run me over that’s why I had to shoot her 3 times through her side window

I think Angie Craig should drop out of the MN Senate race today or tomorrow. She voted for this and there's not enough spin to save her now. Unless she wants to switch parties.

every rightwinger you know all your neighbors and family are drooling at the mouth waiting for the opportunity to say your murder is justified. this is what they jack off to

a britpop band should write a song about this

angie craig is doing everything she can to get people to forget she voted for the laken riley act don’t fall for any of these stunts she can start by apologizing if she regrets the vote

Tim Walz feels like a Mike Judge character. He would not be able to deal with Beavis and Buttheads mischief.

[me reading the replies to any tweet] you need to kill yourself, and you need to kill yourself, and you need to kill yourself, and you need to kill yourself and you ne

Just in case any shitlibs want to argue that there's some kind of difference

Should I ever be murdered by the state, I want it to be known I do want vengeance. I want people to make whatever decisions they feel necessary, in righteous anger and rage. I wouldn’t want y’all to be peaceful, accept any apologies, or forgive my murderer. I don’t forgive them.

St. Paul: An American suv with two big beefy guys in it just rolled past and I gripped my whistle for a sec before I saw they had taped handwritten signs to the car that said “NOT ICE”

FOX9 camera operator just slipped and fell on the ice running from tear gas

It was 5 degrees today. That’s a man who lives in the US because he fought on our side in Vietnam. It’s like the right is speed-running pissing off every demographic they had left besides groypers. Regular people think this shit is insane and they’re right

"I would have nominated Sinners a 17th time"

Only someone who doesn’t live in St. Paul or Minneapolis would say this

“Did you see the giant bruise on Donald Trump’s hand?” Yep. Did you know he’s going to live until he’s 99

My personal view is a lot of good things came out of the hipster era then “nerd culture” came in like a wrecking ball, ruined most of it and created the slop culture we live in today

What’s the US’s “fourth” city? Saint Paul, Duluth, and Moorhead are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably Brainerd, Bemidji, Rochester, and Rochester, NY