"social anxiety is an excuse" would you enjoy being scared of ordering a damn menu? hearing people laughing and instantly thinking they're laughing at you? counting your money a hundred times to make sure you don't make a fool out of yourself? this. is. not. a. fcking. joke. ok

Four critically endangered animals, in a stunning animation, sing 'I Dreamed a Dream' from Les Misérables to highlight what humans are doing to our planet and how it affects the animals that inhabit it.

satan: I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF H- me: wow you’re tall satan: thanks? me: how tall are you? satan: i dunno like 6’6”, 6’11” with the horns? me: [twirling hair] omg “with horns”! you are SO funny

Apparently this needs to be said again. Xoxo

dad: *taking off belt* I’ll give you something to cry about me: oh yeah dad: *holds up belt* it took 3 baby cows to make this me: *sniffling* moo moos

[1st night of a boyfriend sleeping over] Me: I sleep with a sound machine, that ok? Him: ya that's fine! *I reach over & hit a button. The part in Hey Ya where he repeats "alright alright alright alright" starts to play on a loop* Me *snuggles covers up to chin*: night babe

i have been cackling in my bed for the past five minutes because of how this lil pup sleeps

We don't deserve Keanu Reeves

Somebody please read the first word of all my tweets over the past few months

This is an Ola Hudson appreciation THREAD. Ola was a prominent Black designer in the 70s... She designed many of David Bowie’s stage costumes + clothes. She designed for John Lennon, Diana Ross, Stevie Wonder + Janet Jackson She’s also the mother of Guns N’ Roses’ Slash 💅🏽

Dick Van Dyke singing "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" in a restaurant will cheer you up no end

If comedy is dead because of woke culture then explain this scene

#SabinaNessa Share this, like you shared the Sarah Everard appeal. She was also just walking home. RIP.