Being Sombra's "friend" usually leads to extortion and humiliation... But it can also lead to good morning texts like these! So it all balances out, right?

Sick of that annoying ass Sombra in your backline? Too bad! But if you somehow DO manage to catch the sneaky bitch... Spanking is surprisingly effective against her.

Sombra's starting the day with some REAL in-depth hacking. Any noises you hear from her room are just... Hacking noises. Don't even think about disturbing her.

Do you know how many times Sombra's tried to go invisible, only to make her outfit invisible instead? This tech is tough! But she learned some fun tactics as a result.

"Ay, you Overwatch commanders just can't resist a scandal, can you? Getting so grabby with the enemy..." Hacking is Sombra's passion. But sometimes, it's best to lift your top and keep the temptation simple.

"It's strategy, Angelita! If they're staring at you, they're not watching the backline..."

You really need to keep a close eye on your healers when Sombra's skulking about-! She'll keep them distracted for HOURS if you're not careful...

Actively stealing your data during sex-- It's called a distraction, alright? She's very dedicated to her job.

Any chance that her company might need an IT girl? Sombra's real interested in... Steam rooms.

"So needy, and I don't even have my systems booted up yet..." For a girl that's typically hacking until four in the morning, Sombra looks pretty decent when she wakes up.

Fair warning: Sombra does NOT wear pants around the house. She's fifty-fifty on panties. She likes to be comfortable while committing cyber crimes.

Suit herself. Just seemed like something to keep in mind, next time she's crashing at her place-

Because she's growing to like having a sexy Latina roommate? She's just that loveable.

They'll make it work. She can be... Surprisingly affectionate in bed. And unsurprisingly pervy. Who knows? She might get her to smile sometime.

Sounds like a real challenge. Unfortunately, grumpy girls like her are EXACTLY her type. She'd better start planning a spot for their first date~

If there's anything Sombra DOESN'T miss about Talon, it's their medic. So many "examinations", just to get the slightest bit of healing...

She's seen your search histories. Heroes, villains, you're all just a bunch of horny degenerates. Not that she can judge too much-

No jobs, nobody to bother... Sombra's spending her Friday night with junk food, her favorite toys, and all the nudes she's stolen-

She can be so fucking cute... When she's not hacking your systems, stealing everything you have, and taunting you all the while.

Sombra wouldn't work for Vendetta, and she definitely wouldn't work for her. That said... If she needs an IT expert, they MIGHT be able to work something out...