i need a shock collar for L cancels

This is an abhorrent ruling and a disregard of modern science in favour of reactionary politics I better see anyone who opposes this ruling out on the streets or you’re no better than the people that made it happen in the first place

im built like this

dawning on me that since going on injections my arms have actually gotten stronger solely because the doors in my flat are so fucking heavy

the matrix has to be one of the most thickly veiled allegories of all time

I wish i could deafen on discord without muting. That way I could eat my chips into the mic without having to hear everyone complain about it

idk if it gets any better than this

The Lion doesn’t concern himself with the UK TV Licence

bossman at the shwarma spot changed it to white girl music after i ordered 😭

Tom Cruise right before he chooses to accept his mission

doing therapy

call her indie sleeze the way i (L)et her C Ds nuts! soundsystem

Hasan Piker on Zohran Mamdani: “Big Z’s the man, he’s great. He’s going to implement woke sharia in New York. Very excited about that. All the buildings have to face Mecca. That kind of good stuff.” gq.com/story/hasan-pi…

new impossible challenge: scroll youtube shorts until u see a woman doing something

Awesome

can someone in leeds please take my 3l3d3p tickets off me i’ve been trying to give them away for a week 😭😭