My looksmaxxing cat when from CHUD to CHAD

I wish there was a way to watch The Office with Andy entirely removed

The male jester dances for his queen. The female jester dances for everyone. Much to think about

the used german luxury car ownership experience:

How do I explain to my boss that I won’t be working tomorrow because I dislocated a rib laughing at Ghetto Smosh

What good is risk if there is no reward? Should hard work not be paid for in full? Go into the kitchen, retrieve the temptation treat, and we will let you out.

A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Kirk

You’re not angry enough

The stock market is directly tied to how many children are being tortured at a time

Average King Gizzard listening experience

Hey remember how the Venezuelan presidents private security detail was returned to their country in shoe boxes?

I ain’t afraid of no flaps #ThisLittlePiggyLikesRoastBeef

how it feels to say "idek" when an emploid asks about your mysterious source of income

I’m actually a little sad highguard is shutting down. It felt like the type of game you’d grab out of a deal basket and play from time to time. Those types of games are my favorite

Waiting in Hauler and my invis runs out right as a team pulls up.

How it feels to be unemployed and play video games 8+ hours everyday

I’m gonna jerk off all weekend, actually

Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan Security Guard:

Weapon of choice?