per usual

lol ngl Kyle’s comment should’ve been a gag and a conversation stopper but Dorit really pressed on and landed an immaculate counter to Kyle’s bitchy bs. THIS IS HOUSEWIVES! Take the lick and press on until you redirect the energy. No crying or fawning! Iktr Dorit

No Diana Ross in the movie is crazy. Like that's foundational MJ lore

Ben has anger issues, cos why is he so feisty for no reason? Tf #SummerHouse

Mescal mezcal night sounds like my dream date tbh

Even after death, my goat still has the people fainting.

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

Biiiiiiitch

mia eating amanda up - hallelujah ciara telling amanda exactly who she is - hallelujah us getting a sneak peak - hallelujah #summerhouse

*i’m not picky* me after seeing the menu

Come with the evidence or keep it on the playground

Credit to whoever said West looks like Sugar Bear (Honey Boo Boo's daddy) lol... I can't unsee it now 😱 #SummerHouse 🌞

This reunion is going to be so good

Lemme jump to Reddit rq before the gag order arrives

I want to live near the sea and I want to live near the forest and I want to live near the mountains and I want to live near a café and I want to live near a library and I want to live near a park and I want to live near a museum and I want to live

Religion

Andy, it was Ashley Darby. Do what you will with that info 👐🏽

And yall better keep “you went from being married to being one of his side bitches” in the final edit. I need the visual clip of Mia bad 😩#SummerHouse

No because why is it so hard to criticize bad behavior without getting misogynistic. Then they wonder why trashrags like Barstool are comfortable chiming in

I need her to disentangle with this group so she can go elsewhere and maybe grow. This recycling for CRUMBS is low-key pathetic honestly