This picture accurately sums up how I feel today and I don't like it. Also, if I agree to be a possum does paperwork go away?

The children at the table next to me are having a conversation about myth and...I hope they're talking about a show or something because otherwise they super misread some things... #paneraconvos

"If he dips the sandwich in it I don't have an opinion, I have a motive." My child, at dinner tonight. 🤣

Hello, internet. I'm a librarian at the Internet Archive. Important reminder that Chuck Wendig: - is not involved in the publishers' lawsuit - has spoken out against the lawsuit - has spoken out in support of Internet Archive Be mad at the publishers. fightforthefuture.org/news/2022-09-2…

The Barbarian is full of rage. The snake is full of dodge. Another snake, Sizeable Venomous Snake, has come out of the chest.

The best DnD is DnD out of context. 🤣

We're sorry, the abyss you have screamed into is no longer in service.

All of this is wild, but I need this tweet on a shirt, man.

Looks about right for a DnD campaign...

We had this convo in an acct class about asking ChatGPT to answer CPA questions. It'll give you a thing that looks like it answered the question, but only if you don't understand what the answer *should* have been. There's a long distance between looking right and being right.

Yes?

—it’ll turn out to be their mule-drawn getaway vehicle through the Andes where they were found trying to give gay conversion therapy to llamas with money from illegal gold mining and I’ll be like “Wait, what?! Nobody mentioned llamas!”

I'm hanging out at an old diner until I have a thing at 5 and it's county music (blech) and hopefully good food, but the AC is older than I am the temperature shifts like 20° everytime someone opens the door.

At Balticon and it's...strange being on the other side of the table.

Stealing a book title idea from Scalzi Failing Gracefully. Not sure what the book is yet, but that's a book title. #balticon

Yeah...I'm not sure that's gonna be better...

Having a definite "Leroy Jenkins" moment. Let's do this...

WHY do people think they don't need headphones to listen to content in public? Like the metro isn't exactly quiet, and your phone is screaming at me from half a car away.

My life is subway tales now: Nothing quite like what was apparently a bag of cooked shrimp waiting to get on the metro. At least that's what it smelled like. We got on different trains and I am thankful.

Nothing quite like getting to the metro station on an already rough morning just to have my app not work... Ahh, the joy of commuting.