LIMB BY LIMMMMMMBBBB!!!!

My 6yo just came outta nowhere and said "if you weren't my mommy I'd wanna be your friend." 🥹

Kid: that was when you got married? Me: yeah Her: what number was the year? Me: u mean WHEN was this taken? Her: yeah Me: 2016 Her: TWENTY SIXTEEN?! That was when the dinosaurs were BORN.

Not me sitting here taking occasional bites of this fake food after the child is long gone back into her bedroom. 🙄

"Can I have a massage, with two hands, on my feet?"....is the request of this 6yo...at 3:30am.

11pm and she wants smoked turkey tails...

This girl wanting to drink "sprike" out of a wine glass is the epitome of freedom.

He had thunder thighs. 🤫🤭

Buying an oil diffuser and shower rod to get free shipping on a vacuum wand is so wildly logical to me. Smh.

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I'm such a sucker for great customer service. Real bad.

Finally heard those words I've dreaded for so long: "Mommy how you driving wit no hands?" 😩😆 #dangit

If anybody could hear how I talk to these mosquitoes when I kill them.... I'd be embarrassed. 😇

I overheard my baby tell a friend "I can quit anything I want whenever I want." And I'm just like, wow...what a powerful statement.

"Mommy, I love you more than hamburgers, and if you had ketchup...I would still hug you, even if the ketchup got all over me." Bruh that's like...the mother of all compliments.

My kid hugged me around my neck and turned to me and said "I just can't believe I'm YOURS." In my mind I'm like, chile...SAME!

Happy Black History Month! ✊🏾♥️🖤💚

Y'all knew Jessica Rabbit was a human or nah? 🤔 #AskingForAFriend

Me: Should I stop and get some wine? 7yo: no, u need to SAVE money... Me: yeah, u right. 7yo: plus...we need to get ready for bed and when u get wine u get loud and hype. Me: 🤐

This child thought a sneaker ball was a party where you throw sneakers. 🤦🏾‍♀️ 🤣