Danhausen 3:16 says Danhausen just cursed your asshausen Happy birthday Cold Steve Steve Austin

So now Mark Levin is the official, certified standard bearer of MAGA. Lol. What even is there left to say?

The fellas singing ‘Popeye the Sailor Man’ goes hard af

Trump on Venezuela: "The president has done a very good job. I get along with him really well." (The president of Venezuela is a woman.)

BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS HE PREDICTED THE STRAIT WOULD CLOSE JUST LIKE HE PREDICTED 9/11 "I knew the Strait would be a weapon. I predicted it a long time ago. I predicted all of this stuff. I predicted Osama bin Laden would knock out the World Trade Center. I wrote it in a book."

UPDATE: Israel says displaced Lebanese people won't be allowed to return home 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/s2q1rc?update=…

President Trump just became the first sitting president of the United States to “accidentally admit” to the public that Israel may have nuclear missiles. Trump says he is certain that Israel would never use its nuclear missiles on Iran. “Israel wouldn’t do that.”

And there it is….The real Israeli objective.

Donald Trump just gave the title of Oak Flat—a sacred site to Indigenous communities in AZ and NM—to a “FOREIGN-OWNED” copper mining company. These are public lands that have been protected for generations, as communities have warned mining and drilling would destroy this sacred

Lol. Jesus.

BREAKING: Glenn Greenwald drops a massive bombshell. 36 states have enacted laws requiring Americans to sign a pledge not to boycott Israel just to get government contracts, healthcare grants, or even HURRICANE RELIEF. We are being held hostage by a foreign nation!

BREAKING: Cuba's electrical grid has suffered a complete and total collapse. It’s the first nationwide blackout since the US blocked the flow of oil to Cuba. This was entirely caused by the US. The US is strangling Cuba to death so it can come in & take control of the country.

‘Clue’ comes from ‘clew’, the Old English word for a ball of wool. It’s a rare example of a modern meaning deriving from a story: the clew of thread that Ariadne gave to Theseus to guide him out of the labyrinth.

Trump: "The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities." Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 🚨 Israeli soldiers are storming banks and currency-exchange shops in the West Bank, literally stealing as much cash as possible. An absolute tyranny.

Trump's full rant on Cuba: "I think Cuba, in its own way, tourism and everything else, it's a beautiful island, great weather. They're not in a hurricane zone, which is nice for a change, you know? They won't be asking us for money for hurricanes every week. I do believe I'll

The same people who say October 7th justifies killing 100,000 people, can’t possibly fathom how anyone else could use the slaughter of their people to justify killing anyone.

UPDATE: All four living former U.S. presidents told CNN they have NOT spoken with Donald Trump about Iran. Trump lied. Again.

🇺🇸 SHOCKER!! CENTCOM LIED AGAIN!!! The fire aboard the USS Gerald R. Ford last week burned for more than 30 hours, sailors say, not the contained incident CENTCOM described in its statement. Over 600 sailors lost their bunks and have been sleeping on floors and tables ever

🚨BREAKING: THE US EMBASSY IN BAGHDAD HAS JUST BEEN ATTACKED