I saw Hbox at the gym, holding a 45 pound dumbbell. He said, "you can take the rat out of the gym, but you can't take the gym out of the rat, isn't that right buddy?" I laughed as a courtesy. "Hey would you mind spotting me?" Hbox asked. "I'm doing weighted pop offs today"

Ok thread of weird stuff found in redesigned macOS Ventura System Settings app. First one: what happens if you simply hold “Up” button

HEY I FINISHED MY #HOMESTUCK COMIC AFTER EXACTLY 2 YEARS 🏆 And made a nice <50min video recapping the experience and my plans were I able to finish it! Please watch it! It means a lot to me. And read the comic, that's pretty important too 🏆 youtu.be/xEre0EBkk8g/ 🏆

when a coffeehead says something so morningsodaphobic that you gotta em with that 7 am dr pepper stare

guy who temporarily forgets the words for "locked in": I'm knocked up

I am thrilled to announce that my new game Wanderstop will be launching March 11, 2025! Here's a brand new trailer that features me (Me!) talking about the origins of the project and what it means to me personally.

Just announced: Actor AARON PAUL (Aaron Paul) joins #TheGameAwards as a presenter next week during video game’s biggest night live on December 12. Don't miss the global livestream at thegameawards.com

#TheGameAwards is honored to welcome Statler & Waldorf from The Muppets as presenters next Thursday night at video game’s biggest global celebration. Streaming live at thegameawards.com

I have never in my life ever seen such crushing of a box before

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Uber giant hamster ball option

Wanderstop launches ONE MONTH FROM TODAY!! This is the game I've been writing/directing for seven years, and it comes out March 11! Here's the video we made where I express a bit of what this game means to me and where it came from. (any RT's would be much appreciated 😘)

By angling a shot precisely between two mushrooms in Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, the ball will be shot directly into the sun at incredible speed. After 2 and a half hours, it will land at a distance of 21 million yards away.

Wanderstop launches in exactly a week!! Daniel has put out one more single from the game's soundtrack, this one is really special to me 💕

happy marten day

Experimental post: Dubious Statements from Official Sources In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.