"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.

i really enjoy the part of manual labor jobs where you watch a coworker gain 60lbs because they are addicted to gas station pizza

Explaining how elites preform quasi tulpa sex/orgy/drug/sacrifice rituals to commune with demons to my 19 year old apprentice whilst working on 480 volt live electrical panel

the hood is calling my name and i’m scared

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Friday night

My ancestors watching me jerk off with rubber bands around my balls

Several people and horses outside the historic Old Faithful Inn at Yellowstone in the 1920s.

When I first started my career, they told me not to live near the shipyard because it was sketchy. But apartments were cheap, and I couldn’t get over the fact that I would have a practically private “beach” right next to the ghost of America’s first nuclear aircraft carrier.

Libtards love to LARP like they're accelerationists but if the supply chain for this hambeast's antidepressants got cut off, within 72 hours she would drive her chevy bolt off a bridge with her kids in the back

Anthony Bourdain: *narrating* Somewhere on the edge of a quant riverbank lies this passionate cook and his humble self-made red brick kitchen. It almost feels wrong to just call our friend here a chef. No. This……is a true craftsman of taste…