look at how beautiful this is pictures like this really make me feel we should bomb each other and charge thousands of dollars for life saving medication and sit in our car all day and work endless hours to eat jalapeño poppers and pay rent to Blackstone

I’m sorry baseball purists but PNC Park absolutely mogs Fenway or Wrigley

Sure woulda been nice to get credit on this post 😂

Panther Hollow, Oakland, City of Pittsburgh

i am an old woman & twitter is my porch

Slot machines when you win .75 cents:

Texas before the islamic revolution

There are Pittsburghs everywhere for those with eyes to see

I can feel her rage 😭

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding children instead of bombing them.

Scientist: Their legs are longs, lets call them "Long Legs" Freaky ass fucking scientist: I actually have a better idea.

Once you are dead from an infectious disease, you cannot detox from it. It's an irreversible thing.

why did we as a society stop talking about how donald trump gave bill clinton a blow job

oh fuck, im on the subway. damn i hate that i can just sit here and read or watch something. i really wish i was responsible for manually operating a more confined vehicle that is more likely to get me killed than this one

i like my penises how i lik myPowerPoint… MicroSoft

no person trying to be funny has ever APPROACHED this level of funny I actually had to look away from the screen

And there it is……

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS