Take your heart into a unicorn 🦄 (@bonyunicorn) 's Twitter Profile
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@bonyunicorn

I'm only here for pictures of cats, horror, theme parks, and Seahawks. Block heavily applied because it's so fun. She/her

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calendar_today25-04-2009 06:15:46

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i think there's basically no human activity more evil than whaling and it's insane we let the japanese and norwegians keep doing it without sinking their ships

alex sammon (@alex_sammon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Orange production in Florida has collapsed over 95% in less than 25 years. 100% of trees are now infected with a disease officially deemed “incurable.” Who killed the Florida orange? My investigation, in @slate, into the lost empire of the old citrus state.

Alex Goldman (@agoldmund) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The onion has announced that with the help of the Sandy Hook families, it has reached a deal to take over infowars and that Tim Heidecker™ Official will be their creator director. theonion.info

The onion has announced that with the help of the Sandy Hook families, it has reached a deal to take over infowars and that <a href="/timheidecker/">Tim Heidecker™ Official</a> will be their creator director. theonion.info
Edaphosaurus (@edaphosaurus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Giggled like an absolute hooligan throughout this trailer. Looks like glorious shlock. Appreciate the expansion of the killer animal genre into something we haven't seen before instead of sharks, crocodiles or snakes for the billionth time.

Mallory🔆🏳️‍⚧️ (@mallorymovies) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"but is it a radical text" I don't give a shit! Did the gaffer get to pay their rent that month??? If yes then shut the fuck up!!!!! So many self-described leftists and radicals in the film criticism space who seem allergic to the idea that film is produced by laborers

Nashville Zoo (@nashvillezoo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's time for a ribbiting reveal! 🐸✨ Reticulated glass frogs have been successfully bred at Nashville Zoo for the first time! After five months as tadpoles, the first froglets are now emerging. Hop into Unseen New World to congratulate the parents!

It's time for a ribbiting reveal! 🐸✨

Reticulated glass frogs have been successfully bred at Nashville Zoo for the first time! After five months as tadpoles, the first froglets are now emerging.

Hop into Unseen New World to congratulate the parents!
Take your heart into a unicorn 🦄 (@bonyunicorn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Watching Spider-Man 3. Eddie Brock enters the Catholic church so piously, puts holy water on his forehead, gets down on his knees, looks up at the cross...and asks Jesus to kill Peter Parker for him.

Robyn Anderson (@robynanderson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Reverb's face in that top picture is cracking me UP. "Oh, shoot. I stayed stationary too long, I'm about to become a danglebase!" (And then he did.)

Reverb's face in that top picture is cracking me UP. "Oh, shoot. I stayed stationary too long, I'm about to become a danglebase!" (And then he did.)