dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

i think there's basically no human activity more evil than whaling and it's insane we let the japanese and norwegians keep doing it without sinking their ships

thought for a second this was a pluribus ad

Orange production in Florida has collapsed over 95% in less than 25 years. 100% of trees are now infected with a disease officially deemed “incurable.” Who killed the Florida orange? My investigation, in @slate, into the lost empire of the old citrus state.

it would just be al swearengen x4

The onion has announced that with the help of the Sandy Hook families, it has reached a deal to take over infowars and that Tim Heidecker™ Official will be their creator director. theonion.info

Giggled like an absolute hooligan throughout this trailer. Looks like glorious shlock. Appreciate the expansion of the killer animal genre into something we haven't seen before instead of sharks, crocodiles or snakes for the billionth time.

“Strange Fruit” by Billie Holiday was recorded exactly 87 years ago today.

"but is it a radical text" I don't give a shit! Did the gaffer get to pay their rent that month??? If yes then shut the fuck up!!!!! So many self-described leftists and radicals in the film criticism space who seem allergic to the idea that film is produced by laborers

It’s shit like Alex Jones standing in the dark without a shirt on that makes Tim Heidecker the only person for the job

They're fine. They're not doing any harm to anybody. Just leave them alone; they're grand.

It's time for a ribbiting reveal! 🐸✨ Reticulated glass frogs have been successfully bred at Nashville Zoo for the first time! After five months as tadpoles, the first froglets are now emerging. Hop into Unseen New World to congratulate the parents!

Is there a single company that isn’t trying to steal my data

Watching Spider-Man 3. Eddie Brock enters the Catholic church so piously, puts holy water on his forehead, gets down on his knees, looks up at the cross...and asks Jesus to kill Peter Parker for him.

They’re recreating emo from first principles

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didn’t respect authority figures

Reverb's face in that top picture is cracking me UP. "Oh, shoot. I stayed stationary too long, I'm about to become a danglebase!" (And then he did.)

I miss her.