Dear men: My husband walked the outlets with me for 3 hours today. Didn't complain once or RUSH ME. Held my bags while I tired on things & made sure my drink wasn't empty. I shopped!! I got home & took a nap. While I napped, he played his video game for HOURS uninterrupted.

now why would my husband back-board a piece of banana into the trash can

running shoe recommendations?

I have to laugh when people wave off a new mother’s boundary setting as a “trend.” Oh like the long standing trend of people not respecting a new mother’s autonomy that would lead to harsh boundary setting becoming more and more popular????

I guess what I've learned is you have to be more afraid of wasting your life than of embarrassing yourself

I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to exit a function

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this

Every time Anna sends me videos of her babies I get the worst baby fever. I need another right now

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the spam calls are so ridiculous I might become the Woman Without a Phone

his response was “sorry it’s not something more fun” lmfao 🤠

Just took $70 to fill my car up I’m going to **** the ***** ***** **

My uncle passed unexpectedly in his sleep last night. If you can this morning please pray for his wife, two daughters, my dad (his brother) and their mother, who will have to bury her first son. Lord have mercy.

Honored to have Hank Rucker throw out tonight’s ceremonial first pitch! #TeamRucker