A slightly chubby Jimmy Carr started a restaurant in Antwerp back in 1976. Vampire or time-traveller? 🤔 #jimmycarr #Antwerpen #meatandeat

Shameful to hear @KwasiKwarteng talk about Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan’s plan to tackle knife crime, when it was his party, the Tories, who cut the funding for any meaningful policing. Shame on you Sir! Shame on you. #bbcqt

F**ckin’ loved Hasan Minhaj & Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj until that hit job on my namesake Justin Trudeau - c’mon bro, why?!! 😫 We desi’s still love you JT!! F**k you Hasan! 😬

I get FAT just by watching Jon Favreau on Netflix #TheChefShow 🤤🤤🤤

There you go Conservatives ! Couldn’t elect a competent Tory Rishi Sunak simply because he was brown and now you’re stuck with the clowns Liz Truss & @KwasiKwarteng ! GET THEM OUT!!

Brilliant!🤣

Elon Musk Here is the full quotation from Alcuin, with translation:

4 months since Brussels Airlines lost my bag. Zero compensation and zero replies to emails. Hundreds more with the same story. How are you not covering this The Brussels Times Le Soir L'Echo ?! Look at their social media for all the complaints!

best explanation of the current politics I have ever seen! 🔥

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

*AT A JOB INTERVIEW* “Can you perform under pressure?” Me: “I’m not sure what the lyrics are, but here goes nothing.”

#Facebook is down! Stilgar: Lisan al-Gaib!

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Congratulations 🎉🎉🥇 Faith Kipyegon back to back to back Olympic 🥇🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 Tsegay leaves empty handed

Has Jamie Oliver had the chance to review Nigel Ng (Uncle Roger) restaurant FUIYOH?!! 😬

Who will be Karoline Leavitt ‘s baby Daddy? I mean…..she has to be right?!! At least on one of them! 🤣

If Apple genuinely values your “privacy”, how does it know it’s iPhone users took over 500 billion selfies last year? Food for thought! #AppleEvent2025 #AppleEvent

Last Wednesday: A Fox News host says homeless people should be executed. Monday: Jimmy Kimmel makes a joke. Guess which one lost their job?

This aged well.

I wonder if Conor McGregor & Floyd Mayweather stand a chance against these Boxing Grannies! bbc.co.uk/news/world-afr…