Hey Bill, this you?

My “The NVIDIA-OpenAI deal has zero impact on our financial relationship with OpenAI” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

How are sports betting sharps adjusting their strategies for prediction markets? Ira Boudway and I spoke to Rufus GoldenPants13 Antonino De Rosa (and many others who didn't make it into the piece) for tomorrow's Bloomberg Big Take FUN MARKET STRUCTURE STORIES DO EXIST

True story: our first date took place on the day of the biggest P&L loss of my career and Justina Lee thought I was in a good mood that day.

Ian, you draw lines on charts. What in the hell would you actually know about trading?

$ABVX bulls be like:

The #2 ranked vestmaxxing finance bro Tommy Doherty just BRUTALLY SLEEP MOGGED the investment banking analyst Mason Clarke, spiking his cortisol levels harder than a “pls fix” at 2.45am.

“PE IRRs are not fake. They are fully audited and overseen by the SEC.”

SHAWARMA for lunch. (Starts Hostilities, Abandons War After Rising Market Anxiety)

Iran should offer monthly / annual subscriptions to shippers and IPO the business. Strait of Hormuz as a Service: a critically strategic and scarce asset with strong pricing power, recurring revenues and highly captive customers.

This academic paper says Polymarket earnings forecasts are more accurate than 1) analysts 2) bias-adjusted analyst forecasts 3) the firm's historical beat rate But it also says this mightttt be coz of insider trading at a particular auditor

Should have gone with Jain Street. *JAIN GLOBAL TO RETURN CASH, EXCLUSIVELY MANAGE MILLENNIUM MONEY