am i going insane y'all see it too right

I’ve been fucking a 40 year old mother of three for the last two weeks what the fuck is my life

I thought that was Chris Broussard

he does Office Jim face after she says pedophile rapist

American Leftists when you explain that under socialism there won't be 20 flavours of Mountain Dew

The Celtics go into the locker room at half time of every game and spawn a new white jump shooter that you’ve never seen before

I need Red Sox fans to understand this is how they look but instead of a former MVP they’re talking about an unproven prospect and not in playoff contention.

all fun and games until enough people do this and he actually wins

What if his name was Joshua Obama

Rolling Thunder is genuinely one of the worst movies ever made and you’ll hear all time great filmmakers talk about it in revered tones.

My uncle just hit me on FaceTime and told me to take a chance on him this summer

I couldn’t learn to code because it wasn’t player shit

computa make everyone be my friend

Tellin myself the perc aint hit yet sittin on the toilet playin she will be loved by maroon 5 off my phone speaker

😭😭😭

What shall I render

Has a family ever been so visibly Mormon

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