*OH! *ANOTHER ME!! *I WONDER WHERE HE IS FROM?

"WHY DO I HAVE SHIRTS WITH 'WORLD'S COOLEST SKELETON' WRITTEN ON THEM? I... GUESS IT IS WHAT'S ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS!!!!"

// ;;

*I STILL CAN'T FIND IT! *NYEH! *MY ATTACK!!!

*ARE WE ALL BACK NOW??? *IT'S TIME TO BREAK OUT MY CELEBRATION LASAGNA!!!!!!!

*I AM NOT NORMALLY A HUMAN MAN! *I'LL GET BETTER SOON!

HELLO MY DARLING, I'VE MADE SPAGHETTI *crunches on it* IT'S A LITTLE RARE

I WAS RAISED BY A NEWSPAPER

I'M A MAN'S MAN, I TAKE WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT IT

*WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

*THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE IT CONTAINS THE PROPER NUTRITION!

*MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSUME SOMETHING ELSE AS WELL!

//Munday?

[Papyrus is blasting electronica in the kitchen.]

//*waves hand* BEGONE Sexist/transphobic/racist etc. jokes are never funny- you can be a jerk in-character without resorting to saying stuff that will hurt the real life people running these accounts.

[CoolSkeleton95 uploaded a photo!] *SURFACE FASHION IS MUCH COOLER THAN I THOUGHT!>