Even if the pregnancy was definitely not planned?

I am too pregnant to deal with this drama. Can she get locked back up?

Lead the way, Mr. Sinclair.

I cannot believe you just said that!

I wouldn’t care if he is gay, but the thing about sucking dick was too far!

That does sound better, but I know straight guys who played with Barbies.

I built a photography empire on boudoir shots. I can handle the actual gay thing, thank you.

Wait, what?

Thank God!

I tried to welcome my love back and realized that I was relocked, despite not tweeting an having a number attached.

Come on…

FINALLY! Someone bring me chili cheese fries.

You naked in about an hour?

Unfortunately, they unfollowed everyone I followed. Fucking great.

You pregnant fiancée doesn’t need to hear you’d have sex with a married woman… again.

Are you sure you don’t want to revisit your past conquests like you were doing the other day?

No, but I got a white pantsuit because it’s impossible to put a dress over this damn belly already.

It only took you /how many/ decades…?

I would have preferred if they were the same, just so you know.

Good answer, Daddy.