o speed assim que meter os pés na argentina:

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

me thinking about how much shit i need to get done instead of getting them done

choose life. choose a job. choose a career. choose a family, choose a fucking big television. choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choo

The Ramones

Me trying to control my anger issues

Há 30 anos, ‘Trainspotting’ estreava nos cinemas.

me removing the notification while showing a video to my mom

When your music is on shuffle and all the bangers line up one after the other.

when you’re trying to cancel plans but that one friend keep finding solutions

When you get paid and you still have money left from the previous paycheck.

it's getting harder and harder to find a good yt video to eat to

my antisocial ass realising i should’ve just stayed at home

me when i don't agree, but i also don't have the energy to explain to you

Me liking a tweet immediately and then unliking it once I’ve comprehended what it actually says.

me when I come across a good tweet but twitter refreshes

Me after i realize i spoke too much today and i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

Me waiting for the consequences of my own actions.