I remember hearing at a free Palestine protest that St. Louis sends its police to Israel to learn from the IDF. Which is weird, because I thought Israel has Kosher laws making it illegal for its soil to be tread upon by pigs.

There’s always a bigger fish.

Sometimes the bigger fish ain’t even a fish. It’s an upside down beetle

It’s not breaking and entering if you don’t get caught

The other night me and my friend were doing none of your god damn business in a graveyard and long story short we’re now a ghost story

Based.

I finally found the two genders

Liking your own post is cringe.

The premise of Chick-Fill-A ads is literally cows, in a desperate attempt to not be slaughtered, trying to convince people to kill chickens instead. Seems like it’d make a better ad for veganism to me.

Ok but why does William Lain Craig look like a bird?

Did I stutter?

Just found out Space Jam 2 has Bigg Chungas. I might watch it just for that but I’m busy being trapped in a train called time zooming down a one way track headed straight towards death.

Listen. Hypothetically. For the sake of argument. If I want to throw a rock at your head—you’d be like “Aww aww awchie a rock no stop ahhhh!”

We can’t necessarily discover the origin of the universe by trying to deduce or induce from our natural laws because even universal laws don’t necessarily apply to what’s outside the universe.

he shidded. he farded. he cum did. What more do you want Twitter?

It’s true she’s fucking gay

Cream piety